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CUSTOMER SERVICE
Delivery – UK/Europe
All deliveries are subject to stock availability and authorisation of your payment.
We shall endeavour to deliver the Goods you have offered to purchase within 5 working days after we receive your order. If there are any delays we will notify you of such delay as soon as possible.
We can either deliver your order to the billing address for the card you use to pay for your order, or you can specify an alternative address such as a workplace, university or friend/family address at the checkout.
UK Standard Delivery is £4.95
Europe Standard Delivery is €8.95
Your order will be delivered to you during office hours (9-5pm), Monday to Friday . We are unfortunately unable to specify the time at which the goods will be delivered to you. A signature will be required on delivery of the goods to you.
Receipt of a signature at the delivery address will be proof that the order has been delivered to you. A signature may be obtained from any person at the given delivery address. If no person is present at the delivery address you have provided, the courier may attempt delivery with a neighbour who will be asked to sign on your behalf. Alternatively, your parcel may be delivered to a local Post Office, or returned to the couriers depot and delivery will be attempted at a later date.
Delivery US
All deliveries are subject to stock availability and authorisation of your payment.
We shall endeavour to deliver the Goods you have offered to purchase within 5 working days after we receive your order. If there are any delays we will notify you of such delay as soon as possible.
We can either deliver your order to the billing address for the card you use to pay for your order, or you can specify an alternative address such as a workplace, university or friend/family address at the checkout.
Your order will be delivered via UPS. Delivery options are given at the basket stage. UPS delivery terms and conditions apply.
Payment Options
We accept the following methods of payment.
Credit cards:-
• Mastercard
• VISA 2.
Debit cards:-
• Solo - UK Only
• Switch - UK Only
• Visa Debit - UK Only
• Electron - UK Only
Payment will be processed using the services of PayPal Merchant Services.
VAT/TAX
Our prices in the European Union include VAT where applicable. Californian sales tax will be applied for sales in California at the basket stage. Sales to all other states are not subject to sales tax. .